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Turn up your speakers,
if you want to hear the famous
but if you don't just turn off your speakers
It is just that simple.
handyman Toronto, Toronto handyman, home repairs
How do we get our house ready for sale?
There is no question that I can do many things
but for the things I do not do, I refer to others.
Here are some good numbers all 416 unless otherwise posted
I do not sub-contract
I refer to others what I cannot do
If you need help !!! And remember.....
Les the Handyman
Full-time, Any-time, All the time.
I am reachable, reliable, friendly, fast
and even funny at the best of times. My telephone system (416) area code for Toronto CANADA) 416484-4611
Just book me in,
it is much faster than playing telephone tag. What types of Jobs
do I like to do?
A reasonable Tailor and Tux rentals? (416)422-5472 Gardening- Melany 416-543-4034
How do you get in touch with me? Well....! You are already
here, so why not just book it on the Handy BOOKING SYSTEM
which I designed to save time! You can call too hm/office (416) 484-4611 but I am much faster to respond through the internet.
Hire Me Now...!!! On my new booking system.
When Do I work? All-the-the-time Any-time
What I like to do in my spare time I owe I owe...so off to work I go!!!
Years in Business As Les the Handyman All types including Landlords, Realtors, Homeowners, Students (when they break something in their parents houses), farmers. pilots and just too many to mention. Here is a picture of some steps I designed with a Hungarian Engineer named Bogdan. We were to come up with a simple yet elegant set of stairs, This picture is how the steps are now 19 years later. Will go world wide to represent your interests.
What happens when it rains while I am at the JoB??? Let us say, "I am prepared."
Features; I
show up when I am supposed to. I don't touch
anything that I am not familiar with. I do not sub-contract but sometimes I get something back from the trades as a referral fee. Sometimes they do me the odd favour and sometimes I get nothing. For me the most important thing is making sure my customers have SERVICE, SERVICE, SERVICE, with a smile. e-mail me Service,
Service, Service, with a smile is my motto.
Well, I have worked for actors and politicians that no body likes plus singers and bands and other famous people that just want the work done with minimum hassle. They don't want to be bothered and hey, I don't know who 1/2 these people are anyway. Once I got some passes to go to the Juno's and I was talking to the guys in Tragically Hip or what is even funnier is when I was speaking to Shania Twain, and afterwards someone had to point out the fact that she was a very famous person. To me she was just a nice women to talk to. That's it! So famous people hire me too.
Are you getting your house ready for sale? Here are some of the things I have built: Secret rooms to hide all kinds of things like art or
collections. HERE'S WHAT HAVE I FIXED?
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Les the Handyman Rates and Rules
First hour or Less is $75.00 then they are broken down into 1/2 hour increments after that.
Don't forget to register in the new system, All booking will be confirmed by me
After June 10th 2015 and before Sept. 3 2015
My new Canadian Virtual House
will be up soon.
I charge a FLAT RATE OF $75.00/HR.
I start a digital timer when I start
I charge the same internationally
If I go outside my designated area, I charge for travel time.
I don't touch what I don't know
I refer to others what I cannot do
I have been in business for 20 years
I have had the same address for 20 years
I have had the same phone number for 20 years
You can book me on line but only in English
All correspondence with me must be in English
All international jobs but be discussed in detail
Then pre-paid ticket must be sent along with travel antennary
Vehicle rental (small car is fine and standard)
I have an international drivers license
And can drive almost anything
and I can do business in the European common market
I speak Some German and am Fluent in Hungarian and English
Other visas & permits must be pulled by you if work is to commence in any other countries.
If I work in Countries that may put me in "harms way" send details
All correspondence must be in English
If I go to any Country other
than Canada Hungary or Germany I will require a reputable translator
at your expense. All monies must be paid in Canadian dollars
with a certified bank draft for each day worked for contracts under a week.
History of the Song
One day about 8 years ago a friend of mine came over with his
guitar and we both got a little drunk and came up with a Les the Handyman
Rhapsody. You have to understand that I am not much of a drinker and two
beers later
I was feeling pretty good. This song was sooooooo silly and funny, that I was
crying, because I was laughing so hard because, in my opinion it was really stupid!
I recorded it onto a mini tape recorder and called up the some 300 radio stations in Toronto and left messages on their voice mails. I thought perhaps one may call me back for an interview. The problem was that most of them called me back for many interviews.
One of those stations approached me and said to me that if I cut the song professionally, and register it and release it for them, then they will make me famous.
I though about it for about 3 seconds and said OK!
The studio time and hiring unionized people with instruments and copywriting the song were expensive for me, but the benefits were....well...fantastic!
However the disadvantages were that I was getting no work done fast. Everywhere I went I was hearing that song and people loved it...! In fact they could not get enough of it.
Then ad agencies started to call me to sing their diaper commercials. Sorry I had to draw the line there.
The last thing I did was have a talk show with Ted Walishin on CFRB and the Les the Handyman Hour every Saturday Morning;- Where people would call in and I would answer their questions. I didn't like it very much and soon stopped. When we were talking about decks, people would call in about roofing. I didn't like that especially because I did not do roofing. Saying I don't know the answer to that question and have 250,000 people hearing it made me quite sad. So I stopped.
I now have another song which I think is even better than the first but I don't know what to do with it.
I could write jingles for other companies and do what I do best.
Education:
Part time courses at Ontario College of Art in Sculpture, drawing and art forms
2 Diploma's From Sarospatai Summer University (Hungary) in Language and Cultural Arts
Diploma from the Spanish Riding School of Vienna training camp in Germany
Diploma from Ryerson in Hospitality and Tourism Management
Certificate from Ryerson in Hotel & Resort Management
Diploma DeVry Institute of Technology (deans list) 3.8 Grade average
Associate Degree U.S. DeVry Applied Technologist
Clinical engineering for Metro Heath Medical Centre Cleveland Ohio
Have some tools names after me here.
Certificate Interior Design Seneca College (presently working on)
Where is more but who really cares anyway!!!
Go to europe and learn about the German, Austrian and Hungarian ways of doing construction
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