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Les the Handyman song

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It is just that simple.

 

 

 

Just give me the facts!!!

How can I serve you?

          

handyman Toronto, Toronto handyman, home repairs 

How do we  get our house  ready for sale?

 

There is no question that I can do many things

but for the things I do not do, I refer to others.

Here are some good numbers  all 416 unless otherwise posted

I do not sub-contract

I refer to others what I cannot do


If you need  help !!!

And remember.....

 

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Les the Handyman 

 

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Full-time, Any-time, All the time.

   

What can I do? 

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I am reachable, reliable, friendly, fast and even funny at the best of times.  
What more an you possibly ask for?
  
 
         

My telephone system 

(416) area code for Toronto CANADA)  416484-4611

Just book me in, it is much faster than playing telephone tag.
 
  
 

What types of Jobs do I like to do?
Just about everything  and if I don't do it, I will find someone who will, like....

 

A reasonable Tailor and Tux rentals? (416)422-5472

Gardening- Melany 416-543-4034

 

How do you get in touch with me? 

Well....!  You are already here, so why not just book it on the Handy BOOKING SYSTEM which I designed to save time!
 

 You can call too hm/office (416) 484-4611 but I am much

faster to respond through the internet.


 
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Hire Me Now...!!! On my new booking system.  
 

When Do I work?
Full-time

All-the-the-time

Any-time

 

 

What I like to do in my spare time 

I owe I owe...so off to work I go!!!
Work, Work,  Work,  Surf the net, ride my bicycle as I would like to loose 50 lbs. Camping, Chopping wood (Yes I love it), designing and building all kinds of things.  And when I have time, I do actually sleep sometimes but I do this very little.  Did you know that most people will have slept  a third of their lives away.  Amazing isn't it??  Just think about that next time you say " I don't seem to have any time."

 

Years in Business  As Les the Handyman

 20th year
    
What types of people have I worked for 

All types including Landlords, Realtors,  Homeowners, Students  (when they break something in their parents houses), farmers. pilots and just  too many to mention.   Here is a picture of some steps I designed with a Hungarian  Engineer named Bogdan. We were to  come up with a simple yet elegant set of stairs,  This picture is how the  steps are now 19 years later.  Will go world wide to represent your interests.

 

What happens when it rains while I am at the JoB???

Let us say, "I am prepared."


 

Features; 

I show up when I am supposed to.
I Call if I am going to be late.  
Clean up after myself with my own vacuum. 
There is Less Stress & Mess when you Hire Les.....!  
I take Canadian Tire money when you pay cash.  
I am fully computerized to serve you better. 
I possess full product knowledge in: Paints & Techniques,  Lumber types & applications.  
Concrete - colours patterns and types.  Plastering - repairs decorative textures moldings, Design - basements and bathrooms.    
I know a great Architect and  Builder 
Fabricator  of just about any material. 
I'm a creative thinker and a problem solver.   
I can do almost anything Legal.  
I am an effective communicator - English is my first language.   
With a sense of humor and a  jovial attitude towards life.   
I am also a great MC at parties.
Photographer   
I have  the gift of "GAB!"   
In all honesty, I am
truly a "Jack of all trades and a master of most!"   

I don't touch anything that I am not familiar with 
I do not subcontract out the people I send to you. 
I carry all the tools to get all the jobs done right.   
I have a full network of trades and services 
You will never have to call anyone else again. 
I will take care of everything for you.
There's Less Stress and Mess, when You Hire Les! 
I am also, a great story teller for children + adults. 

I do not sub-contract but sometimes I get something back from the trades as  a referral fee. Sometimes they do me the odd favour and sometimes  I get nothing.  For me the most important thing is making sure my customers have   SERVICE, SERVICE, SERVICE,  with a smile.   e-mail me

Service, Service, Service, with a smile is my motto. 
 Customer satisfaction 
Well.....without the customer, I do not have much of a business and because I have been in business for over 20  years fixing things and I think this speaks for itself.    But I have many customers who love me and there is something emotionally pleasing that I cannot describe.  They are very happy to see me.So... we go out and eat lunch together and they invite me for dinner at the club.  How many handymen do you know, that go to the club as guests of  they're customers.?   They will even lend me their Jag for a spin around town.  I have even been given the keys to their cottages and summer homes to hang out for a week or two.  I don't know about you but I know no one, that gets this kind of treatment from anybody.  And I am honored to be in such a "low life profession" and be respected so highly. 
 

 

 


 
 
 Discretion.....?  Why does he do that? 

Well, I have worked for actors and politicians that no body likes plus singers and bands and other famous people that just want the work done with minimum hassle.  They don't want to be bothered and hey, I don't know who 1/2 these people are anyway.  Once I got some passes to go to the Juno's and I was talking to the guys in Tragically Hip or what is even funnier is when I was speaking to Shania Twain, and afterwards someone had to point out the fact that she was a very famous person.  To me she was just a nice women to talk to.  That's it!  So famous people hire me too. 

 

 

 

Are you getting your house ready for sale?

Here are some of the things I have built: 

Secret rooms to hide all kinds of things like art or collections.  
"James Bond" types of things - "do dads (gadgets)."  
Tell me what your ultimate fantasy is and I can probably build it! 
 

HERE'S WHAT HAVE I FIXED?

    

 

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Les the Handyman Rates and Rules

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First hour or Less is $75.00 then they are broken down into 1/2 hour increments after that.

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Don't forget to register in the new system, All booking will be confirmed by me

After June 10th 2015 and before Sept. 3 2015

My new Canadian Virtual House

will be up soon.

If I go to any Country other  than Canada Hungary or Germany I will require a reputable  translator  at your expense.   All monies  must be paid in Canadian dollars  with a certified bank draft for each day worked for contracts under a week.  

History of the Song  

One day about 8 years ago a friend of mine came over with his guitar and we both got a little drunk and came up with a Les the Handyman Rhapsody.  You have to understand that I am not much of a drinker and two beers later I was feeling pretty good.  This song was sooooooo silly and funny, that I was crying, because I was laughing so hard because, in my opinion it was really stupid!
 

I recorded it onto a mini tape recorder and called up the some 300 radio stations in Toronto and left messages on their voice mails.  I thought perhaps  one may call me back for an interview.  The problem was that most of them called me back for many interviews.

One of those stations approached me and said to me that if I cut the song professionally, and register it and release it for  them, then they will make me famous.

I though about it for about  3 seconds and said OK!

The studio time and  hiring unionized people with instruments and copywriting the song were expensive for me, but the benefits were....well...fantastic!

However the disadvantages were that I was getting no work done fast.  Everywhere I went I was hearing that song and people loved it...!  In fact they could not get enough of it.

Then ad agencies started to call me to sing their diaper commercials.  Sorry I had to draw the line there.

The last thing I did was have a talk show  with Ted Walishin on CFRB and the Les the Handyman Hour every Saturday Morning;- Where people would call in and  I would answer their questions.  I didn't like it very much and soon stopped.  When we were talking about decks, people would call in about  roofing.  I didn't like that especially because I did not do roofing.  Saying I don't know  the answer to that question and have 250,000 people hearing it  made me quite sad.  So I stopped.

I now have another song which I think is even better than the first but I don't know what to do with it.

I could write jingles for other companies and do what I do best.

 

 

Education:

 

Part time courses at Ontario College of Art in Sculpture, drawing and art forms

2 Diploma's   From Sarospatai Summer University (Hungary)  in Language and Cultural Arts

Diploma from the Spanish Riding School of Vienna  training camp in Germany

Diploma from Ryerson in Hospitality and Tourism  Management

Certificate  from Ryerson in Hotel & Resort Management 

Diploma  DeVry  Institute of Technology (deans list) 3.8 Grade average

Associate Degree U.S. DeVry Applied Technologist

Clinical engineering for Metro Heath Medical Centre Cleveland Ohio

Have some tools names after me here.

Certificate   Interior Design  Seneca College  (presently working on)

Where is more but who really cares anyway!!!

Go to europe and learn about the German, Austrian and Hungarian ways of doing construction

 

Finish Carpentry Seneca 

 

 

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