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How Far will I go for the discounted rate?

Rates are fair,  my humor is quite good,

I honor these rates in my neighborhood.

These reduced rates only apply when you buy them on line,

But you must buy at lease 3 hours,  at once,  of time.

So look below and tell me what you think,

You'll like my work so much, you may offer me a non-alcoholic drink.

I work really fast so it looks like I fly,

But be aware for the restrictions that  may apply.

If you book me for less than $75.00/hour,

I need you to book  me  for at least 4 hours, to be used in one shot.

It cannot be spit from one day to the next, so save up all the things you need done.

There are discounts in time off the regular rate,

If you feed me while I am there well...That too is GREAT!

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Then you will get a better rate.

How do I reserve the time.  

Alright already!!  How do I book you in?,

I have a long list, under my, "THINGS TO DO,"  pin.

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