I am a good Handyman because I show up on time,

You can book me on the internet and select a time and date,

Then I will show up at your job Or call if I have to be late.

I refer to others what I do not do,

I do not sub-contract as it is the noble thing to do.

I will clean up any mess that I make in your house,

Then I will leave as quite…well...almost as quiet as a mouse.

People tell me that I am the answer to their dreams  and

When I fix it all, their stress disappears it seems.